Could you date yourself?

[Tedd B.]

I don't think i could date myself. I am always trying to assist others and be helpful. well at least to women, i just like being courteous and myself and i could get a lot done working wise but would get quite frustrated trying to take of me while I am trying to take care of me. it just doesn't work.

[Apples]

I couldn't date myself for the simple fact that should two of me exist at a simultaneous instant in time the entirety of the space time continuum would rupture, unable to contain the extreme levels of how awesome we would be. I wouldn't even have to meet myself, this universe isn't big enough to hold a second copy of my ego.

On a slightly more serious note, should the universe manage not to implode, I think I could date myself. Not marry, and not for long. Were I to date myself for too long it would corrupt my view of relationships. It would turn love and romance and all of that into a logical game of chess, both sides making calculated moves to do "romantic" things while all spontaneity and actual emotion was slowly drained out. Probably. That or we'd be the cutest couple to ever exist.

Either way though, I think I could be pretty good friends with myself outside of a relationship context.